Name: Miss Calamity Jane
Duration: P00H05M00S
Description: An original ballad I wrote, looking at Nylie & Me and our Romance thru the lens of the Doris Day musical "Calamity Jane" with Myself as Calamity and Nylie as the Showgirl. No men.

Miss Calamity Jane

from The Nylie Songs by Darlington

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An original ballad I wrote, looking at Nylie & Me and our Romance thru the lens of the Doris Day musical "Calamity Jane" with Myself as Calamity and Nylie as the Showgirl. No men.

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When our eyes met, I knew that she was the one
That I'd dreamt about each nite mah whole life long
I knew my soul had found the one sent to me from heaven
She's an a Aquarius with a bad attitude
She's that Latina spice & she's sassy & rude
it was a spring nite in Havana when we first met

But she never met anyone like me before
alot of crazy drama then she showed me the dorr
but I can't let it go 'cause I've never been more sure of anything in my whole life

oh no

Hey Hey Miss Calamity Jane they say
Ruby don't love you, Ruby don't know ya
Hey Hey Miss Calamity Jane
She's a glamorous showgirl & you're just a Rock-n-Roller

They call me Calamity 'cause my life's always misery
always failure & disaster & never any happy endings
I'm just a Trans Girl from the other side of the tracks
always up against the odds, always gettin' stabbed in the back
Ruby Diamond Nylie Lopez threw both of her arms around me
in the middle of her show with everybody watching
she squeezed me as hard as she could three times & then she said "I Love You"

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from The Nylie Songs, released August 19, 2023

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